Zombie Apocalypse
Every one is talking about the zombie apocalypse and with news cropping out of Florida about people eating other peoples' faces off, I do wonder...if it were real, am I ready?
Okay, I don't actually think about the zombie apocalypse. Let's face it. I can't even watch Walking Dead without getting squeamish. But with all the talk, it takes me back to assignment that I had in my Communications class last spring. We had just discussed the importance of...can you guess?...communication. We were supposed to watch Cast Away but instead watched part of the original Omega Man with Charlton Heston. {Actually a pretty funny movie, if you ask me.}
The assignment was simple. We were asked questions about who we would want with us if there was an actual zombie apocalypse. Basically, who would you want to communicate with. Here's my paper. Complete with an awesome prop.
Zombie Bunker
1.) When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, who do
you want in your bunker?
A) “Real” (If
you don’t want to play along, imagine a serious natural disaster like the Haiti
earthquake.) Who would you want to
accompany you? And WHY? Why not someone else? (Try to narrow it down
to as few people as possible, but I'm not going to ask you to leave a parent or
child outside for the brain-eaters.)
My mom would have to be my first choice. She’s my best friend and I love to talk to
her. Plus she’s a good cook and eating
is pretty important (food, not each other).
If I bring her I’d have to bring my dad.
He’s pretty awesome and they are too cute to keep apart. But then if I bring my dad I have to bring my
grandpa. He has Alzheimer’s so we take
care of him. It would be completely uncool
(and kind of wrong) to leave him for the
zombies. He’s a WWII vet, so I’m pretty
sure if we strapped a gun to him, he would still know how to use it. I would want to bring my siblings and my
nephew. And I can’t forget about my
fiancé or my dog (not for food source). So I guess my whole family would be
there. We already do a lot together so
why not drag them along? There’s really
no one else that I’d want to be stuck in bunker with other than them…and of course
my awesome Communications professor since he gave me an A in the class. Ü
B) “Imagined”
This could be a real person, a fictional character, a person from history. Who? And Why? (ONE person only, please)
This one was kind of tough, but I narrowed it down
to one person. Doc Brown. Now, I know you’re probably thinking “Gee, Nubia. Why Doc Brown?” Well, I’ll tell you why. Hello, DELORIAN! He may be crazy and scatter-brained, but we
could totally use that fancy-schmancy Delorian of his to get us the heck out of
this Zombie Apocalypse. And of course it
would have to be the Delorian from Back to the Future II, not the one that runs on plutonium. But all that aside, I have to believe he’d be
a pretty fun guy to be stuck fighting off zombies with. I’m sure he’d make one heck of a zombie
blaster ray gun (see image below), or something to that effect.
2.) What is the significance of effective communication in each of your
decisions?
A) “Real”
person(s)
My family is probably the only people in the world
who really get me. They
understand my moods and who I am. While we
do bicker like most families, we at least know how to communicate effectively
to get our points/wants/desires across.
I wouldn’t want to be stuck with my birth-dad’s family who only speaks
Spanish. There wouldn’t be much
communicating going on and then I’d have to resort to talking to the dog. (Then
again, better than a bust of Caesar. At
least the dog would respond…kind of.)
B) “Imagined”
person
I am not entirely sure I picked Doc Brown based on
“effective communication,” BUT I’m sure he would be interesting to talk
to. He’s pretty dang smart and Marty
seems to get along with him. I mean, I might
stay sane for something like a week.
After that, I might have to steal his zombie blaster ray gun and kick
him out to the zombies. Then again, that
might not be a good idea. Then he’d be
fighting on the dark side…where they have cookies.
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3) Why do YOU think we should study human
communication?
I think we should study human communications
to fully understand the need and importance of being able to interact with
other people. I believe that
communication is something that every human being needs in order to fully
develop into a “normal” human being in our society. People need to connect with other people and
I think the most important way is through communicating. This could be verbally or through gestures. This goes back to the caveman days when they
communicated through grunts or present with sign language. It is those people that refuse to communicate
in one form or another that become outsiders of our society and eventually lack
that human bond or connection that everyone strives to have, consciously or
subconsciously.
You know, Doc Brown IS a pretty awesome choice for someone to bring with you during the Zombie Apocalypse. Either him or Dr. Who and his TARDIS.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've never actually watched Dr. Who. Maybe I'll have to now!
DeleteUm, first, never seen Doctor Who? You're missing out. And he really would be an excellent choice of companions for just about any disaster you could think of. But I think I might vote for MacGyver, one of the handiest men around. Of course, he refuses to use guns, which might pose a problem if I needed someone to back me up and cap a zombie in the head, but surely some of the "real" people I dragged along into my bunker could help me out with that. And, incidentally, I know a girl who I think might actually have a zombie survival plan in place. I'd take her to my bunker, too, if I could, but she might be in high demand.
ReplyDeleteHaha!! This cracked me up!! Thanks so much for your input! And I want that girl's phone number. Ü
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